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September 18, 9: Fear not, here's a taste. You guys still think DateMe would turn out to be a good idea? Good, no. Hilarious, yes.

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Im looking for someone who I was only whl intermittently until that guy mentioned that he averages "about four hours of sleep a night. But then I can afford to laugh, since I actually am looking for a big overgrown monster who's always thinking about food.

The guy at 1: LOL those guys like fun. Fun is stupid. No wonder they couldn't get any dates.

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Oh God, the sweaters I don't know about the rest of you, but as I watched the video, a google ad for "Criminal Defence Lawyers" came up across the bottom. Does that say more about me or the subjects in the video?

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That was phenomenal. But I found myself womeone what I would do if I were one of these dudes, and I happened to see this old dating video of myself posted on the front page of metafilter.

Probably I would stand in front of the mirror for a long time, then give myself a big thumbs up. Wish I would have seen this years ago. I was only ever able wwho find someone who was into some phases of data processing. Please call me if you happen to still be single. Whoa, the Im looking for someone who at 2: I do consider myself a "refined valley dude.

Blank verse video dating is like being put up on a stage with no direction or script. It's the greatest chance to make a fool of yourself. A structure, any structure at all, is usually a godsend to the videodaters.

Having had to interview, shoot, edit, Looking for a Austin to build into more and cut and cutand mix in Im looking for someone who of these "back in day," on tapethis is like one of my old nightmares come back to life.

What this is missing, though, is the music. Kenny G, the default choice in music when you want music that doesn't say anything about you besides the fact that you either have no interest in music or no guts. On the other hand, there was Im looking for someone who guy whom I ardently tried and failed to dissuade from selecting as his fade-in music that opening to the Meatloaf song, "On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat Comfortable, caring and looking forward to chopping you into small pieces and burying you in my back garden, I am.

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Viking Nerd makes me wanna marry him. I haven't seen mustaches that awful since Hey, I like to have fun too! You know what I don't like, though? I don't like to do things that aren't fun.

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Are you the goddess? Who is the goddess? The goddess is the woman So why is it ok to laugh at these guys but not the "People of Wal-Mart" photos? No hamsters? What's wrong with hamsters?

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Fod to where the flavor is. Come to Debbie Country. Hamsters are like the shittiest pets ever. Their cages stink and need to be cleaned, they're noctournal, and they don't even particularly like people.

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Of all the possible rodent pets, they're the cutest and least friendly. But I have no idea what this guy is talking about.

I call shenanigans. A lot of these guys have blatant mustaches.

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How about this guy? Classism vs era-ism? I can't watch this at the moment, but now I soeone what this is. Seen it; loved it. Dude, I see your hamster and I raise you a hedgehog. But my hedgehog would hiss and spit and bite, and if he really wasn't into being disturbed, he'd wrap himself around Im looking for someone who finger -- quills in.

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Hedgehogs are a hundred times cuter and a lookin times more ornery than a hamster. No fatties?? Perhaps he prefers a good bong. WTH is a Donna Im looking for someone who My best two minutes of googling come back with this.

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Durn Bronzefist: The 80's was all about sweaters. Cosby wasn't setting the style, he was a visual manifestation of our hoardes of gaudy sweaters. I went to a party in the 80's in a gigantic egg yolk somrone sweater, constructed of monstrous cords. It was like strapping yellow bark around myself.

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I stood in the corner by soeone lamp with that standard red plastic cup, and talked to almost nobody. The sweater seemed to have a good time though.

In the 80's, you didn't wear the sweater, the sweater wore you. God damn that's a lot of moustaches. South Indians must have been totally rocking in the 80s.

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The MeFi mods. At least twice. This was harder to watch than the botfly video, not because I didn't like it but because everyone in it seemed so awkward. Well, it's clear that least one of these guys had some sort of parasite doing the talking for him.

I am ready for mutual trust. For companionship. For endless support. For love built on friendship. I am ready to experience life through someone. I'm looking for someone who, uh -- someone I can trust. Someone strong. Someone at peace with themselves. Someone better than me. Someone who knows. We are all looking to fall deliriously into the tranquil sea of love, right? With vast hearts open wide, we dutifully search for that one person who.

Come on board the Love Train Oh, God, what is that word that's the opposite of schadenfreude? The one for the shared shame of seeing someone embarrass themselves? Yeah, some of these guys were a little off, but others were probably perfectly nice guys who just went all deer in the headlights. Being yourself on video is really difficult for non-professionals. Im looking for someone who had to get videotaped for a teaching demo once.

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Not EVER. Anyway, I was glad to find out that mullet goddess-guy and Fred the Viking actually collaborated shortly after these recordings were made. Fred was a much better director and visuals guy than on-camera talent, and Larry just needed a little rehearsal. This was a great Friday afternoon bit of fun. Im looking for someone who yes and the 80s were so the era of big aviator glasses frames I had several pairs of those. Video dating still exists.

There's even a show dedicated to it on my cable provider, kind of like The Soupbut for bad videos.